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  <title>Janey's Dyke Dojo</title>
  <subtitle>Practice your mad ninja skillzzz</subtitle>
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  <updated>2005-03-13T05:34:06Z</updated>
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    <title>SCIENCE NINJA BIG TEN</title>
    <published>2005-03-13T05:34:06Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-13T05:34:06Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Dir en Grey- ZAN</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Is this very, very geeky. ^__^ What an awesome show.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After the show my mom dropped Bailey and Ang off at their respective houses, then chewed me out for leaving my housecoat on the basement floor for the rest of the ride home, in front of her boyfriend. When we got home she kept at it, this time in front of her boyfriend, my younger sister, and my younger sister's friend. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm sick of being told forgetting things sometimes makes me a terrible daughter.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dykeninja:2237</id>
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    <title>The beginning of crazy regular updates that no one should read. Ever.</title>
    <published>2005-03-12T02:57:45Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-12T03:02:08Z</updated>
    <lj:music>A Perfect Circle- 3 Libras</lj:music>
    <content type="html">This is weird. I have a lot to say, in general, so I've decided to use this LJ as an outlet for all the crazy things that I'd rather not say to people in real life, because it's bothersome. Wow, great start. Overly long non-sensical sentences. Gaaah.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm not going to bother with LJ cuts because the only people reading this anyway will be RL friends that will read the whole thing or none at all. (Also, I don't remember how and I don't feel like going to the FAQ right now.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I guess I might as well start with drama. The class, not the noun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We've been working on tableaux. Silly French words. Anyway, I got stuck with a conceited control-freak in my group, who appointed himself director (not out loud,) despite the fact that Eunsun was supposed to be our director, and therefore caused me much barely concealed rage. He went to the point of grabbing me (*shudder*) and moving me to the precise location that I'm sure was absolutely imperative to our production. *rolls eyes* Sharing my rage was Eric, my abusive husband in our tableaux. The abusive bit was weird because I get really really frightened at hands coming toward me. I kept trembling and he found that kind of funny and yeah... It wasn't as embarrassing as it could have been because he also has anxiety disorder, so he understood and everything... We presented today and it went well except for the last tableau, when I got a twitch in my leg and had an anxiety attack while having to stand perfectly still. It took a while to calm down after that, but Latin, of all things, cheered me up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We watched an A&amp;E special on the emperor Caligula, or "Little Boots", who I find extremely interesting. They all thought he was such a sweetheart and then he went mad and killed them. ^_^ Plus, he had this horse that he loved and appointed Prince Regent or something like that. Ahhh, ancient history. Far more interesting than anything in present day life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*gasp* It's March Break. I thought I was happy about that earlier today, but now I'm not sure. If I can find a way to spend most of it at my dad's, it will be good. Otherwise I'd rather be at school. I know that sounds evil, but my mom will be home all day... It could get pretty miserable around here. When my mom is nice, I get uncomfortable because I don't want to be touched and she gets all touchy, and when she isn't nice... Well... Obviously, it's no fun. My dad, on the other hand, is extremely nice until he snaps. Even though he can be really scary at his snapping points, I still greatly prefer being at his house. I have a computer in my room, for one thing. That means I get privacy. Over here I have to sit in a room connected with the dining room, kitchen, and living room. That means I'm always near my family. Okay, enough of this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm not sure where this entry is going, but I've had this window open for hours now and have nothing interesting written. I think it's time I give it a rest.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dykeninja:2035</id>
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    <title>Viggo + Billy= Kissing</title>
    <published>2004-12-16T12:57:02Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-16T12:57:02Z</updated>
    <content type="html">That's right. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So cute! &amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;"I saw stars. And for a split second, I fell in love. Then I kinda felt a bit sick to my stomach." --Billy&lt;br /&gt;There was footage of said kissing. *in a happy place*&lt;br /&gt;"Billy's kissed about... 5 members of the Fellowship--male members. Not just, like, a few girls at a drunken party. 5 members of the Fellowship." --Dom&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As if we all didn't know it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In other news, I got some cool presents. (GRAVITATION 5 AND 6!!! *SQUEEEE*)(HELLSING VOLUME 1!)(BLACK SAILS!!!!!!!!)(PRETTY SKETCHBOOK WITH AFI ON THE FRONT&amp;lt;3)(TUNA! ;-P)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry for the caps lock.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Peace out,&lt;br /&gt;Janey</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dykeninja:1723</id>
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    <title>Life is crazy and never fails to amuse me...</title>
    <published>2004-09-28T09:40:42Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-28T09:40:42Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Raisin Hippy Song- Clone High</lj:music>
    <content type="html">So I'm an idiot. Reeeally stupid- but that's okay.&lt;br /&gt;(Mike- not an idiot for believing you, and idiot for believing myself.)&lt;br /&gt;It's all good now. I much prefer being Janey, Mike's ninja lesbian best friend. I only wish the entire "love" incident had been skipped over completely, but this is life on earth and you can't have everything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;^_^ I'm happy now! ^_^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yikes, 5:45 and a have a ton of homework that I forgot about... Ick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Byeeee&amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Janey</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dykeninja:1448</id>
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    <title>Teeheehee.</title>
    <published>2004-09-25T02:03:57Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-25T21:14:06Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Clone High Theme</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Tonight was really fun. :-D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Resident Evil and Resident Evil: Apocalypse are very amusing movies. There are just so many jokes to be made. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was also lots of "read between the lines" femmeslash. Yay!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love car rides. So many opportunities for singing. Terrible singing, but singing nonetheless. ^_^&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tonight's songs:&lt;br /&gt;Clone High Theme&lt;br /&gt;Super Drive&lt;br /&gt;DDR Mix&lt;br /&gt;The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins&lt;br /&gt;Merry/Pippin Song #1&lt;br /&gt;Merry/Pippin Song #2&lt;br /&gt;Buttercup (Build me up)&lt;br /&gt;Oops I Did It Again (*barf*)&lt;br /&gt;Many failed attempts at Silver and Cold&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Heh heh heh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So that's tonight's happy part. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[insert random angst here]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Janey</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dykeninja:1088</id>
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    <title>I am such a crazzzzzy, weirrrrrd dyke ninja</title>
    <published>2004-09-20T11:43:17Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-20T11:43:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Why are my friends always right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love you Mr. Ivey.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dykeninja:881</id>
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    <title>*floating*</title>
    <published>2004-09-20T10:02:03Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-20T10:02:03Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I woke up today scared to death that last night had all been a dream. I'm still a little concerned. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If Mr. Ivey doesn't call soon (he's already 30 minutes late) then I will be reeeeally worried it was a dream. I even had a dream last night of waking up and Mr. Ivey not calling and me being late for school because I was waiting for his call and not doing my homework and being suspended and none of last night's amazingness being real. It was the worst nightmare I've had in a long time.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:dykeninja:555</id>
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    <title>The proper first entry... Or something.</title>
    <published>2004-09-18T02:18:46Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-18T02:18:46Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Killer Queen</lj:music>
    <content type="html">About Me:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am friends with two lovely, adorable whores, Mr. Ivey and Bailey. Mr. Ivey is my fellow ninja, and we are going to have our own sitcom- Janey and Mr. Ivey (It's like Will and Grace, except I'm Will and he's a bisexual Grace,) and a book- The Adventures of Janey and Mr. Ivey, Gay and Half-gay Ninjas. Mr. Ivey is like the guy I would marry if I "went back to the boys" and the posse so eloquently puts it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bailey is... Bailey is a whore. Ha ha, just kidding Bailey. (Well... Sort of kidding...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bailey is a posse member. The others are Lauren, Angela, Mike and Jordan. I'm Lauren's bitch (0.o), Angela is my fellow AFI pal, Mike is... Oh, there is so much to say... Jordan is... Jordan. Wow, I am mega creative. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ANYWAYS... I won't mention my friends without LJ because they can't read this and get upset at being left out, and this is dragging on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, so I'm a freshie at Highland and stuff.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm really not into this right now, so in closing:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Power to the ninjas,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Janey</content>
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    <title>Welcome to Janey's Dyke Dojo</title>
    <published>2004-09-17T11:43:10Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-17T11:43:10Z</updated>
    <content type="html">^_^ Heh heh heh. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is Janey/Sarah. No time to update now. BYE</content>
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